Nice n Easy

Okay eww pink *fixes it* , pink sucks ass!!

Soooooooooooooooo

My weekend started on thursday after work, finished at 6, Ed was working, relax, take it easy and go to bed late. Get up on Friday and go ice skating and make complete tits of ourselves once of course we had lunch with Margaret (Ed's mum) we came home relaxed some more, went to Stazione a nice Mediterranean resteraunt on great western road acorss from Jurys Pond Hotel(mm food was amazing)

We had - Flat cap mushrooms and Parmesan Bruschette to start, Ed had Roasted vegetables and crumbed goat's cheese salad with a strawberry and black pepper vinaigrette for main and i had Sea bass with pesto and herb mashed potato with a pesto vinaigrette. I had a creme brulee with biscotti for dessert and Ed hadCrushed meringue, banana and cream with toffee and dark chocolate sauces.

It was spectacular food, service was amazing, it was rather pricey but worth every single penny, we came home, relaxed and watched some DVD's on friday night after we had been to blockbuster of course! I got 4 disney dvds (wean!) for 32 quid bargain!! Ed got collateral and sky captain and the world of tomorrow.

Saturday he wasnt feeling too well so we chilled out and realxed. went to Asda for some fresh air though and met Alan (drummer boy) Thats Ed just met him, alan is a good friend was nice to see him again... Long time no see, no nowt you tubby! He doesnt like me hair but i dont particularly care

Today me n Ed relaxed loads, he is now at work and i am not even dressed, scabby bitch and then some. Read something somewhere of intrest, it seems someone is trying to mimic Ed and the way he behaves with me, can you say .. get a life?? :)?

Im not a cunt honest :p

have a nice easter weekend folks and maybe some more updates on chewsday when im back at work

tootage galore

me 

Wake me up before you go go

Why is it regardless of what I select on this the font is never the right colour? I always have to fix it, every single time, very much with the frustrating...

So news travels fast eh?? i got a text to ask if i was 'fighting' on Fridae night, YAS now i was fighting grand stuff, seems kids never learn eh??

Me and Ed aint been sleeping right so we are gonna get some fresh air round us more often cause we just seem to be keeping each other awake (OI NO SMUT)

Mother dearest is being a pain in the delicates as usual (parents eh?) also talked about sending ma wee one to private school, no i am not a snob thanks, no i do not think myself or Rachel is better than anyone i know NOR do i think anyone's schooling was shite before i am asked. I would like her to have some benefits and stuff that I didn't, and its NOT that expensive, big deal i don't earn much now, but it won't always be that way...


I'm at work, slept great last night, went a walk with Mr Orr and we had a chat, didn't seem to take us that long cause we chatted non stop all the way along but it actually took us over two hours...two hours kool :)

well im in a good mood, i have sugar and my life is finnnnne

Birthday weekend extravanganza (long winded, get a chair)

My birthday started off on thursday with me doing my rounds to see who is coming out, called the folks... Started with Drummer Boy (Alan), Devianto (boab/jim) and Noodnut (Darren). Alan is working now, works for Hilton Hotels so if you see the website some of it is probably drummer boys handy work (go you!) His life is like a soap opera sometimes.

He was meant to be getting married to Mia but apparently he wasnt ready, turns out he said she wasnt ready, their like weans sometimes.
Anyway none of these kids could come out as alan & mia are skinto. Alas that meant no boab or noodnut either (they come out together and alan recruits!) No seen jim, darren and alan in ages, they are the nicest guys i know, genuinally. Right kids stop greeting in the back, i know some of you guys are great, but i dont know you like my guys, they are proper gentlemen and i mean that, you will actually NEVER meet anyone as nice as these three!

Charlene couldnt come out as she was feeling sick, Nino (ma boy) was bogged down with uni stuff (if you need a hand babes gimme a squeal!) and barrie wasna in the bas...

I think i am going to keep adding stuff from the weekend to this so its just going to get bigger... (smutty?)

I am back at BT from my burfday weekend :) was a good weekend all in...

Got some really nice stuff for my birthday, shell got me my favourite perfume, a wee birthstone bracelet thing (lovely), a box of chocolate orange segments and a bar of soap (dont ask!!) Ed got my a dress, a lip ring (with a lovely sweet birthday card), a silver pen (who said he is random?) A cow (haha its so sweet and amazingly tacky!!!) and season ten of friends on DVD. My sister got me trousers, a belt (that you could fit a 12 year old in, its fucking tiny!!) and two arm bands which are spiky...Fifteen quid of accesorize/monsoon vouchers from my work friends!!

Got loads well happy with birthday stuff in case you people dont guess.

Fridae, went and got my hair coloured and cut (after we got out of bed), got my eyebrows waxed off, well not them all of course..Went shopping with me man, got a red bench coat in town and that was it...

We went out for dinner on friday night to amber on byres road, i am glad to say it was still lovely ...Stole some chopsticks for Mckay, dont know if he got some when he went out with TP..I shall ask him laters ...

Went to rufus with my sister, shell and laura, was a good night all in, laura didnt know it was my birthday though, thats kool, honest it is!! I talked to forbes and tried to sweet talk him into giving me stuff for free, he was having none of it...!! I even told him he loved me nop nope nope. Everyone thought my sister was way too quiet...hahah shows you what they know doesnt it..!!

Cathouse was fantastic on friday night had a good laugh with my friends, all of you! Sorted out something/some people that have been bothering me for more than long enough, i am glad to get it sorted though, i feel four stone lighter now, oh and it will teach people not to under estimate the short girl. I pulled 'Gracie' up for being a story spreading arse, fuck up hen, i told you not to annoy me, oh and blanking Ed is so mature, i swear you will eventually learn, one way or another, oh and leave andy 'i am blip' alone, he is Ruths, ruth is a lovely girl, im not kidding ya know... *evil*

Talked to Laura, which was nice, its nice to be her 'friend' for now again well talking at least, oh for those of you who dont know i apprarently called her a slut!!! Okay Laura calls me razor tongue, not for a laugh either, im a complete bastard when i want to be, i pointed that out to her, that if i WAS going to say anything to her i would say it to her face!

You guys who didnt come out for whatever reason, other than gordon who had a real reason (i'm looking at you Craig) missed a fun night, well i had fun anyway...

Got home about twenty to three, got up on saturday and went to the cinema with Ed, we seen an advanced screening of Valiant (shrekesque cartoon), it was actually painful, it wasnt even in the slightest bit funny, it was just dull, no story, no laughs and ensued in my man telling me im not allowed to pick flicks again!!

We went to see Hitch - cure for the common man as well. This was funny, actually really good, light hearted but soppy as fuck, any of you lovely people that know me well will know that i hate sop.

All in all a good weekend, had nice chat with ruth in the cathouse, i cant believe she chatted up Andy, for you people that dont know Ruth is lovely, one of the nicest people i know, i cant believe someone would hit on her boyfriend, not take no for an answer and try some more when they know fine well who Ruth is.
Introduced Ed to vonnie, who done her usual, came screaming across the cathouse at me...was funny as.. Got picked up by Shug, talked to Dave and had a great night, only a few people didnt make it out, Craig (gutted), Gordon - his car broke down, fucking cars suck, Shannow, ill bug him later though..

Generally cheers for coming out kids, i had a fantabby night and i hope to go out with you lot again soon...

I think i am done babbling now...honest

Have a nice monday....

tootage galore

Predictable!!

Hello!!! Morning and happy St Patricks Day people!!, its my birthday tomorrow people!! I am actually quite looking forward to it... Craig aka VIII forgot all about me as well, mega upset me here...

My sister is coming out, the elusive girl that she is...so far people ive conned into coming oot are - Alan, Jim, Marie (depending on a phone call at lunch), Craig, Marie (or ill cry!), My sister, Charlie-B, Matt (if charlene's not chained him to her bed!) Shug, Shell, MW, Ed (of course), Barrie, Fritz, Ross, Stanlee and a couple more who are yet to confirm like semprini for example, ruth, vonnie and loads more....It shall be a good night and ill try not to get too pissed...

Anyway... i knew you would tell her that hahaha predictable a million percent so...

Ach know what gie a fuck anymore?? Dont like me fuck off and get on with it ta and stop bothering me :)

Ed im sorry by the way, i know you dont read this much but im sorry regardless, ill see you tonight, im looking forward to it, i miss you !!!!!!!!!!!

We seem to be having a wee nasty patch just now and we must sort it cause im crazy about that man!!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope the cat plays some decent music, i need to dance and shake my arse, dance my angst and my fury away, oh and maybe shove some weans on their face too..!!

See you lay dees on fridae :)

tootage galore

Exasperated....

Hi there folkies, this post actually wont make any sense to many people, well to tell you the truth it probably wont make sense to anyone but me and someone else...

I have never felt this way before, i actually feel a lil threatened by this and i dont like it not even one tiny little bit.

Please stop it, dont make me feel like this with you, dont make me wonder if its going to happen or not, make me realise its not.

I know this makes no sense and you think i am fine but i am not, i am not okay hun... i really am not, i dont know how to tell you exactly what i am feeling, but i feel you are being sneaky about it still, i asked you something that i already know the answer to, just to see if you tell me the truth or not..If you dont i am really going to have to reconsider this. I mean genuinally reconsider it.

If you cant be truthful it shouldnt continue, it shouldnt be this hard for you to tell me the truth, why are you lying to me, i dont even think you realise how much this hurts and makes me afraid. The worst of it is i dont actually have anyone that i can talk to about this, i trust you to talk to you and know that you wont make it better anyways. Why is that?

Why cant you just fix it with words? Why do you look at me with those eyes and i can see you do with that person, you dont even know your own heart and that hurts.

Im so afraid, im alone, in the dark and no one is coming to save me

Why wont you?

Can you spell??....Sad Bastard...

Hi and good morning to you folks, have a nice weekend??

I had an absolutely fantastic weekend!!! Well first i am now officially a sad bas****, bet all you kids are wondering why?? Well ill let you know how my weekend was first shall i?? Fridae! Went to work , snore snore boring, went to the solid with my man, had a bit of a wee cafuffle, came back to work to help out for comic relief, Ed stuffed anything resembling food that passed by his face into his overly large gob. Went to the catty, blethered to shell and apparently someone almost knocked me over!! Note to you knock over person - get a life ;). 'Danced' in the cathouse, some daft wee new legal under kept running into me, numerous times, on purpose!!

Me being the charmer that i am knocked the wee sod straight on his ar**, (he was only a wee bit bigger than me :p) It was like a sodding nursery school at the cathouse, wheres the usual staff?? Met Ed's 'friend' sarah, haha if you are his friend hen (pig nose :p) im the queen of spain :) At least i know why you are bitter, oh and dont scowl at me darling either, im a complete bastard when i want to be, just ask Grace if you dont belive me (im nice to her now though)!!

Saturday comes i stay in bed with Ed cause i slept in due to my being lazy bum and being knackered due to the new vantage shift pattern at work being rubbish beyond belief. Went to deep pan pizza co, was cute to my boyfriend, made him feel bad, didnt get too much pleasure out it, honest ! Went to virgin got some dvd's, went to gap then m & s, got Rachel some clothes, she's growing fast.... Spent too much cash, in too little time!!

Met Mckay for a bit, gave him the money he asked me for (nice to see he didnt mention that he met me or got money from me to live on his space), he gave me my my cd player back, about time too. We had a chat, came home, realise id left a bag on the bus, arse baskets galore. Sunday night we went to see Jimmy Eat world, well there was me expecting a nice 'mellow' evening (haha) NO chance in hell the Jimmy Eat World fans are manic! I love the being crushed to death, cause a havoc side of gigs so im usually down the front, which i was until i realised i might lose half my face cause of my lip piercing. That and the fact that i couldnt breath, went to stand at the back to relax a bit, shit there was no atmosphre at all, Ed was being all boyfriendy (love ya sweetie) and protective with his "dont want you to get hurt"

I wanders into the middle of the crowd with ed at my back and end up in the middle of a bunch of hairy men pitting like hell, much fun was had, bruised lots, lump on my shin bone and caused havoc with some hairy dudes, blew one a kiss as i shoved him on his way and made him laugh (he was a lil bigger than me, then again about 80% of the population of the adults are!) Much, much fun, i proved to ed that i can handle myself too!

Ok now to explain why i am a sad bas*** eh? I got the 10th anniversary edition of Shawshank Redemption, i know you are probably sitting thinking that its not that bad eh? Let me explain...I am a shawshank fanatic, i love that film, i could actually seriously play a part. Still not sad enough for you?? I have three copies of this film.... Oh it gets worse, honest. One is on tape (which i wore out the soundtrack on from watching that much) I have the collectors edition DVD also (with extras *drool) Which i've watched too many times also, then i have the cheek to go buy the special edition 10th anniversary 3 disc dvd with 4 hours of extras!! Think its still not that bad?? I am NOT going to give up one of my dvd's to either ebay (virgin megastore sales man suggested this, i think he wants his throat slit personally!) Nor to my dad (my mums suggestion) They are my dvd's mine *evil cackle* I am going to variate between them, spend a night ed is at work watching the hours and hours of extras and reading my difinitive guide to shawshank redemption!! YES i am now officially a sad bas****!

Me and Ed are going to feeder and MCR to cause some trouble soon, i promised i wont cause as much trouble as him, or pit more than him (well i will regardless) Dont want the tall man feeling left out, ill show him how to pit properly shall i??

See you kids on fridae or else !!

tootage galore

mah

me and ma hunni had our first proper argument last night. We went to his old flat to get the rest of his chaf out the place seeing as he lives with me... He buggered off and left me to d0 the bigger stuff myself seeing as he thought he would be just getting in the way. Insue me being really pissy as before this, at about oo 8 o clock he said to me "can we go to the flat now".

Mega confused Julie time here. Turns out he had 'asked' me (read mumbled) about an hour ago to go over, im not psychic, i dont have excellent bat like hearing, you have to sodding speak up man. So we go over to the damn flat and get his stuff out, Ed fannies about playing with wee ditty things that would have taken us forty five seconds to do... We does this, takes us to almost ten to get home, on the drive home i go off on one about how nadded off i am, he asks me why i waited so long to say, ensue me swiftly pointing out that err i said AFORE we left AFORE!!

GRR...anyway Ed decides he is being pig ignorant and a cuntfuck and that IVE MADE MY DECISION to not listen, when i quite clearly hadn't. Just so you charming people know, when im pissy i like to yell it out and get on with it, its me, like it or shove it ta.

Eventually get to bed and he decides he's lying there in his clothes not speaking to me as he's scared to upset me, i mean seriously what's the worst that could happen? Im not going to implode or bite his sodding head off am i??? Not this week anyway im off male's !!!

Im not a happy Julie this morning and Ed if you read this, im dissapointed in you, that you think that little of me that you cant talk to me about something so terribly insignificant.

Anyways i hope today is much better OR i will kill one of you...volunteers??

tootage galore and hopefully a happier update later

Gypsie scum, BT bas

Right before anyone gets on their sodding high horse thinking "ooh Julie's a right cunto" gypsie scum is aimed at the WONDERFUL recruitment agency that i work for....

Where to start ....cue (queue?) the moonlight and the sparky moosic til i set the scene eh??

I work for BT more commonly known as B...T (ill insert what when i get home seeing as im at work the noo)..;) Well ive been off sick 3 times (one late) since i started....Once it was my wee one, ma baba ma kiddly wink ...Once i had an infection in my face (lip swollen etc..) Last time i had the flu and a viral infection..
Aye anyways do those gypsie scum care that i was off for legit reasons?? NAW do they toot/swearywordsgalore. So i had a disciplinary for being off sick, behead me already..

I hate this job at the moment CBA springs to mind... I mean we've all to sell one mobile each today..sod that their pap, i've let my daughter play with better handsets than they give away to their customers. So the handseats are free..POINT HERE?? you can get a good free handset for free out of other suppliers (dont wanna get lynched do i?) More than likely these will also include free minutes/inclusive texts. SO you there reading this mr customer....Would you rather have handset A - an uptodate topoftherange fone (haha hate that spelling) with inclusive minutes/texts for £x a month (say a fiver) or handset B - outofdate 2yearold, wouldnagieittaeyerdugtaechew for £x a month (again a fiver). Both handsets are free to you mr customer by the who, what would you pick?

personally i think its quite clear to pick one... the one with free stuff, i know how much people love their free stuff.. Shagging hate ...this the now :)

Anyways on with the nicities (spelling?) Rachel learned how to say her own name last night, although its more of a "washel" than rachel you get thats her name!!
Yeah ma baba can say her name, it was a moment of pride and allmost welling up standards that made me wonder...Which one of you evil fuckwits injected me with maternal instincts whilst i was sleeping?? I felt all proud and like a mum it was fucking spectacular.... I taught her how to say "My name is ..." after that :D

She can count to five, knows when stuff is burny, how to brush her hair, how to put her top on and lastly how to run about like a child possessed!! Still though "washel" is now offically getting all growed up, where did that go? I was dead excited when she came in to tell me her name last night..seriously parenty goodness!!

This is the good stuff they dont tell you about eh? The learning how to count and say their own name, im currently "me mum" as she cant say "my mum" which im trying to teach her, but i dont suppose grammar is all that important at 16 months old is it? Also it is "me ed" tis cracking ... :)

Good stuff. Anyways more nice stuff... Lying in bed with Ed last night (yo edward ya ho bag *wave*) and we had a nice we long term scary relationship stuff chat. I think this could be it (maybe?) we seem really incredibly happy/smitten/love sick/fucksakegetaroom* together. I hope it lasts for the time being, i was happy with Mckay though, i still wont care about anyone the way i did for him, but the happiness i have with Ed is more than anything ive ever had (sad bastard *cough*)

Hope you all you peoplees are grandtastic

tootage galore



*delete as you feel appropriate...

mini...

Mini update type thingymawhit...
has been a LONG day, jeez....im working til 5 the morra panttastic...i have one 'early' shift from now til april...early is til 4.15 from 8.45 by the way..

Til fuckin april ..april...fucking april..evil vantage shift pattern system...

i shitting hate it...muchly so...

i dont have much to say today, i have some guy wanting free lines on the phone..plonker..

gah gah gah...do i look like i get free stuff ya bas...

ive to get a disciplinary for my attendence.....hahahaha for my wee one being sick...arse baskets...

aye fuck the lot of you..

tootage galore

stolen...

The idea here is to come up with a track for each letter of the alphabet, as nicked from Rev Scapegoat's blog.

AFI- Silver & Cold
Breaking Benjamin - Polyamerous
Cold - Send in the clowns
Drowning Pool- Sinner
Evanescence - bring me to life
Foo Fighters - Hey Johnny Park
Guns N roses - sweet child o mine
Head Automatica - Beating heart baby
Incubus - pardon me
Jimmy Eat World- Hear You Me
Linkin Park - with you
My Chemical Romance - Im Not Okay (i Promise)
Nirvana - Polly
Otep - My Confession
Pink Floyd - Brain Damage
Queens Of The Stone Age - go with the flow
Rage Against The Machine - Bomb Track
Shizit - Gak Bitch
The clash - guns of brixton
U2 - beautiful day
VNV nation - serial killer
Wheatus - teenage dirtbag
Xibit - going down
Yaz - the only way is up (i laughed internally whilst posting this!)
Zz top - gimme all your loving

Easy....

Morning blog type lovey.....

Tis friday, so...Do a lil dance, make a lil love get down tonight!!! Im off out tonight with my georgous boyfriend for company YASNESS

Ive asked four people all in to do my custom tattoo...I know, i know custom means its meant to be my own design... BUT i cant draw for sheet...

Craig (mr reno/VIII) is confident that his will be the best design by far and asked why i've even bothered asking anyone else when his will be the best then said "bragging? damn right". Isn't he just so modest?? I've asked my barrie boy (rawk star spelling no?) to design something too as he knows my personality. Also asked my boy (Nino) to design me something too..he knows me well also...

I dont have any ideas who's design i will pick though, i am actually really fickle about it all....hmm, i sent debby some stuff i like seeing as i've asked if she would mine tattooing my arse...well not my actual arse but aye...

So Ed my lovely man is going to do a new template for this thingy.....which rules....I am going to change permantly from live journal as i very rarely have time to update it from home anymore, Rachel is getting much bigger and its rare fun to play with her :) Im quite happy to 'blog' for now...ill maybe go back to LJ one day, doubt it though

Okie kids have a nice weekend and ill cya laters

tootage galore

The end ...is nigh...

Lasciate ogni speranza,voi ch'entrate....

My life....it walked out the door today

what if i cant get it back?? it didnt feel right!! why? what did i do that you acted so 'off' with me?
What did i do to derserve the attitude being taken towards me?? Wish i knew, all i wanted was some time with you before you went to work. Not too much to ask is it??

Maybe it is now, maybe the novelty has worn off, then again you've not been right since last night and the strange conflab on msn with certain people

I know this entry is rather vague but i have to spill.... I'm going to talk to you tonight, its not my fault you're stupid friends dont like me you know, all i want is a hug from you, i dont ask much, i never ask anything actually...

maybe its too much though, too expect something like this from you, i dont know i wanna talk to you just now and i cant cause im working, im fed up with this wee rut we seem to be in just now, i hope we can fix it

if not the end is nigh...sadly

he wants a kick in the arse actually, can i do it

know what im gonna sulk so have some lyrics people

Foo Fighters - My Hero

Too alarming now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it ou
tTruth or consequence, Say it aloud
Use that evidence, Race it around

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
There goes my hero, he's ordinary

Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
There goes my hero, he's ordinary

*Kool guitar solo*

Kudos my hero
Leaving all the best
You know my hero
The one that's on

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
There goes my hero, he's ordinary

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
There goes my hero, he's ordinary