Metro Tastically Fab

Haw haw look at me laugh ned like goodness...

No metros on the bus this morning, sat down, no sodding metros at all grr...

Some indian folk got on at the bus stop after mine, stood even though there where tons of seats, then got off two bus stops later to wait on a different bus...WHAT THE FUCK??

Sitting this morning, doing nothing in work (bet yer all shocked at that?) When Craig texts me "did you send a letter into the Metro giving me, Stan and 'wee one' a shout out and to ask if we are going to the pub this Thursdae?" haha fantastic!! So funneh, was bored titless yesterday in work so mailed the metro for something to do...

Where is stan anyway???

suppose i should find something to do eh ??

Just another manic monday

Monday, Monday, "its Just another manic monday, wo he haw, i wish it was sundae, wo he haw, cause thats ma funday, wo he haw, i dont have to runday wo he haw, its just another manic monday"

Hi, morning people galore, tis monday (in case ya didnt guess) had a weird and shit weekend grr..

Fridae, got dressed went to the catty, after a huge bust up with ed which has been brewing quietly beneath out "happy couple" exterior for a while now...

He ended up feeling ill and us going home at about 1am. Saturday drove him to work after another screaming match, even though he was ill, pandered to him all weekend since he was ill

Sunday we actually sorted ourselves out...

Monday now and im sitting in work doing nowt as we have no calls!!

manic monday...my arse

Another Quiet Night In.....

So last night was meant to be one of those sit-on-my-arse experiences until i thought to myself "bet Laura mails me for pubness" Approx 30 secs later she said "rufus the night?" yas! mind reader galore.

Got the bus home, which by the way is getting later and later every night! Like 20 past six, which means unless i get ma ass in gear i miss it cause its mobbed by the time it gets to the bus stop at my work. Grr at it.

Aye well got to the pub about ten to eight, stan came in about 5 to eight, ed appeared for a bit then fucked off back to work, Reno came isn boot 9, we got him well pished, was superly good fun. Had GAF collective conversations and chatted too much.

Got slightly intoxicated went got greasy food, went home passed out now at work
No quiet night tonight thankfully, catty and pished

toot

Bang Bang

Morning folks, my blog is playing silly buggers this morning!! *slaps it*

So let me see...

Thursday... done sod all, Friday went to the pub with Ed wore my skirts and corset, very girly, very sexy me loved it tons :D

Unders Dj was sheer shite galore, id slap the guy if they let me, Wednesday 13 where in the cathouse being pretentious "look at how famous we are" (NOT) arseholes, they sat down the stairs in one of those yon comfy seats at the back with a velvet rope round it so people couldnt go chat to them... Wankers. Look you idiots motorhead have been in the cathouse and not been bothered so what do you unknown people think you're playing at?? The unders may like you but we dont really give a toss k??

Saturday lazy night in with Ed, went to see Sahara, super cheese but great fun go see if for humour value alone!! Sunday i went to Braehead, got Rachel a pink elephant a 'lucy' doll which now gets taken everywhere she goes and who apparently wants to touch people hair, scary doll! I keep kicking it everytime its on the floor so my kid says im a "bad gran"

Monday i went to the doctors, got tonsilitis... sat about done nothing, watched dvds, Ed went to work and err aye
Tuesday went into town and shopped a little so i could try get some fresh air to sleep better as my routine is driving me insane just now, i think a walk is in order tonight with Ed! Talked to Ruth for a lil bit, i loveee your spaced ears, i want some sake... Went home was bored, thought 'oh i could fair do with going to the pub tonight' 30 seconds later laura texts me "Rufus the night, half 6?" heheh stalker, mind reading, scary girl. No i didnt say no, so went to the pub and got slightly intoxicated, came home babbled to craig and Mckay and then passed out :D

Wednesday now so roll on the weekend

also i knicked this from bobzilla who nicked it from vonnie, i canna steal it from vonnie as i canna LJ from work (yeah work sucks)

* take the bands from my list that you have seen play live, and post them in your own lj.* add more bands until you have 30 that you've seen.

01 Foo Fighters

02 Prodigy

03 Queens Of The Stone Age

04 Slipknot

05 Raging Speedhorn

06 American Head Charge

07 Feeder

08 My Chemical Romance

09 Jimmy Eat World

10 Stero Mc's

11 Amen

12 One Minute Silence

13 Red Hot Chilli Peppers

14 Polyphonic Spree

15 Rammstein

16 Staind (heh)

17 Jade

18 Amongst The Arrows

19 Julia 13

20 Robbie Williams

21 Cave In (they are beyond shite)

22 Toploader

23 PJ Harvey

24 Polyphonic Spree

25 Flogging Molly

26 Cherry falls

27 Overhand

28 Archangel

29 The Dillenger Escape Plan

30 The Offspring

I am sad to say that was some effort, i know ive seen more than 30 bands with various festivals and things ive been to but when it came to the crunch i couldnt think of anyone :S Thats not good and that shall be remedied, i think the thing is that when i like someone ie The Offspring i see them numberous times, rather than go see someone who i dont actually fancy paying the cash for, ach well im old now!!

Toot

Quiet night in...MY ARSE

So i had a nice wee quiet night of sitting on my arse doing nada last night....Didnt happen, no im not complaining

Went to Rufus with Laura cause she felt like hitting the pub, worked til 6 legged it to Rufus for nine minutes past six, Francis was in as was cup dude..

We had a chat, i came home, ate semolina out the tin (Ed now thinks im weird!)

Passed out, woke up and now its thursday

quiet night in the night though..aye

Pigeon Woman & Creeping the shit out of me....

Well morning to you lovely folkies :) woot woot

So let me see...Thursday was the start of my weekend this week, went to see My Chemical Romance with Ed (aww kute) The support where overhand ?? (i think) who thought they where in the 80's with their hair swinging shenanigans... They screamed into their guitars, had some woman who danced like a pigeon which had me laughing loads but no where near as much as the kids pitting..!! So sweet they where with their gently pushing one another...

So My Chemical romance eventually come on after nine, the gig was full of tiny wee mosher kids pushing each other because its kool to be "rawk" ensure about 20 or more of them pushing at one time and about 80 people going on the side ...including me..and ed and he was on top of me and people on top of him, the kids dont even pick each other up *rantage coming up* FOR FUCK SAKE kids, its not cool, hard or even mildly amusing to shove each other and have people genuinally being hurt because of your immature carry on, you give other kids who know how to ACTUALLY behave in a crowd a really bad name, people end up going and hating the 'alterative kids' because of a bad few who think its fucking hilarious to hurt people ARGH!!, *end rantage* Anyway had people standing on my legs, some fat kid standing on my head and aye i ended up being the last one on the floor, we left the immediate area ASAP, fucking weans :@

Anyway ended up at the back with the pitting folks..it was safer there , some girl fell and she never even hit the bloody floor, see kids thats the difference, cause havock, have fun, but BE SAFE!!

Anyways MCR where okies...im not a huge fan, didnt have time to listen to them before the gig so only knew what ive heard, which was more than i'd previously thought. Got my ring back at the weekend :D Me engagement ring, tis beautiful..love it to bits!!!

Friday went over to the inlaws with ed cause its his dads birthday big 50 n all, on the way there Ed mentions he forgot to call to check if his contact lenses where in (he has stigmatism and his eyesight in general sometimes leaves a lil to be desired) Only took me months of nagging to get him to go to the bloody opticians...Called through to them, mentioned i was calling on behalf of my partner. They put me through to the contact lens centre and say "hi there Mrs Orr, we believe you are calling on behalf of your husband" They are just a little ahead of us here eh??

Went to pizza hut on friday afternoon for some dunch, dinner and lunch combined, then went to cyber, spent most of the afternoon getting my corset fitted, actually that was thursday afternoon Julie...gah...friday was nice though. Ed got the worst insult ever " are you from coronation street" hahahahahahahahahah you are soooooooooooooooooooo funneh, loook at me laugh hahahahah, aye anyways...

Went to the cathouse on friday night, wore a skirt, got hugs of my guys, chatted to stanlee (luff ya) danced to emo chaff with russian faerie, who is apparently evil, my fiance came in and got me and we went home and slept like a pair of lazy arses....

Saturday scabbed about in bed til late, Rachels daddy calls at five to twelve to say he is just leaving with my wee one, can i pick her up in town, know what?? CAN I FUCK, nae mair, dae it yerself ya lazy kunto....grr, sat in played with Rachel on saturday night, called Ed for about an hour, played with Rachel some more, made her hyper as hell, was such good fun to do, no hassle, no stress just me n ma kid playing ...

Sunday comes, again lie in bed, til ten, go get ed his contact lenses fitted, go more shopping in cyber, i want a fluffy skirt and a fairy skirt out of there, they so rawk my world... Went to see Miss Congeniality 2 armed and fabulous, what a load of pish, dont see it, dont waste your time and for future reference Julie dont pick something cheesy. Im more a guns n bombs kinda girl, you'll never meet a woman like me in your life, unless you're lucky of course :P

Monday is here im sitting at my work desk doing nothing, as per usual!! With my sexy red hair, scabbing about, working til six and looking forward to the weekend already!!!!

Moan the weekend

tootage galore

What an eejit...

So basically i am an idiot, i lost my labret

dont ask prolly swallowed it knowing me

eejit oot

All By Myself...???

So hi and morning, i usually dont update twice in a week...but hey im in a good mood today....

Yesterday was complete faff galore (work), finished work at five, got out the building realised id left my mobile sitting on my desk grr.. came back up the lift grabbed it ran into the lift, lift stops at every single fooking sodding floor. HUGE overly massive fat man gets on at the first floor, take the fucking stairs and you'll loose some of that tub...

Finally got out the building and my wee Ed was waiting on me, he gave me chocolate (nice mint aero) a bottle of coke and a beautiful single red rose.. Aint he a darling :)

Got home at half five, watched Ed read with Rachel for a bit, had our dinner, decided i wants ice cream so we wandered to safeway in anniesland for some ice cream. Ended up getting two tubs of hagen daaz, a pack of flakes, fresh bread and err oh hair dye!! Got the bus back home, it was too cold by this time to walk down the road....

Got home, cuddled up in bed, Ed lit some scented candles we sat ate ice cream and watched friends...very romantic :p

Got up off my fat arse to go get ice cream, came back to a rather shifty looking Orr, he took my ice cream off me :O ........

So... well.... aye... he asked to marry, big girl that i am burst into tears...

so all by myself?? not any more :)

tootage galore

purtle diluting juice

So, morning folkies, tis nine o'clock and im just starting to blog.... bored already?? me? aye too right i am...Why is it i can never be bothered on a monday morning, is it monday or a BT thing? The new bonus system sucks something awful... ive sold a line and business plan this morning..woo i made 25p..a whole twenty five pence, now what would that get me, let me see shall we???

FOOK ALL!!

Aye anyway weekend was indeed a good laugh, went out on Fridae night (no Ed, he was working til 2 ish!) Chatted to Shell, Laura, Stanlee, Hammy, Graeme, Jen, Kitty, Reno the lolly stealer, Shug the drunken bum, Zeniths (rooth) nice pound dress mrs oh and get a room with andy :p Vonnie, who was sober for her, Semprini whom i had a nice chat with about the shitness of films, oh and the new snore wars trailer (star wars). I actually detest that film with a passion, we tried to figure out what was missing from constantine other than the script whilst discussing how on this earth it is possible for BT to get worse since he left about a year ago. Also chatted to Shannow he was having some pooty problems and i offered him space to keep any stuff he doesnt have cds to back up for, NOT TOO MUCH PORN PLEASE!! Talked to Mr Andrew castratory person as well, he is sooooooooo polite me luffs him weally...

Went out for dinner on Saturday night with my Wee Orr, got him terribly drunk, he chatters like a wee birdie when he has been drinking its so funny, hes unbeliveably kute too :P smitten me ?? point

Yeah Laura has found herself someone she is happy with Fastrez/Dave i think its a forumletsdateeachother thing!! Everyone seems to date a forumer that is a forumer...for example Me n Ed (i made him join though :p) RadiantNitemare/Fastrez (laula/dave) Zeniths/iamblip (rooth/andy) shug/whatshername...a few more but im bored now..you all get the idea dont ya kids?

Mm monday monday oo i like monday, i have the sodding noddy theme tune in my head its driving me crazy!! "its time for Noddy, noddy, hip hip horray" Damn Rachel and her noddy.... she drives me nuts, she wanted Ed's zombie bunnie last night...i didnt know where he was though... i think i sold him for beer, sex, drugs n rock n' roll...

I had a strange craving for plain vanilla ice cream with a flake through it.. i think Ed is pregnant again (slapper that he is)

Ach i suppose i should go work now eh???

tootage galore folks

April Fool

Hi and morning folks, i hope this is nice and red, woo red rules, for some reason one of my posts has shrunk in the wash (wake me up before you go go)...So tis Friday at last, oh how i hate weekdays with a passion...... So how has my week been?? Well had a nice wee relaxing weekend with me man (did i update on tuesday?) dont think so :S, no i didnt..oh dear my head is mush...

I spent last night coding links for Ed, i think my brain tried to escape out of my ear, literally so...mm skive..mm chocolate mm

Was chatting to el Craigy last night (Reno/VIII) oh and i swear the boys changes his name and avatar more than some change their knickers, he thought i was pissed at him over my birthday, nuht but you owe me a dance sexy :p!!

So aye, tuesday came into work and my head hurt like sh**, i felt sick, lightheaded and oh yes it was fun... Had to go home, slept most of the day, went to see Feeder with Ed at the carling academy, was much fun... They where supported by cherry falls (who where kool as..) the lead singer was sarcastic and rude, i thought it was funny at least!! Chatting to Ed and i was saying Barrie is glad Grant Nicholas has gained weight cause he doesnt get the lookalike comments anymore, when bloody grant comes on, he's lost weight and had on Barrieesque clothing and it was like they had cloned him, im thinking of kindapping Mr Nicholas and replacing him with Barrie for a few days to see if someone notices!! The support where actually good, the only thing was they seemed very very familiar :S too much so maybe?? They where good though, next thing is MCR, Finch, REM (legend) and hell is for heros with Ed i think dunno though...

Good fun was had... now back at work (woo) and filling in my adsl vouchery things... so far have 220 quid worth.. nice one me ...adsl vouchery things are for selling broadband and i just recounted and have 470 worth thats four hundred quid for wee me, and a tenner in the house :d nice one...

So my eyes go funny (not haha funny you people) is because im getting cluster headaches (migranes) on one side, my left incase you are wondering... Means my balance goes quite often so im going to have to be really careful... Ive also got a stigmatism in my left eye which means i need new glasses with a special coating on the one side to help me not get headaches, all this with my migraleve, new specs and new seat should mean im fine :) I hope so anyway, it was annoying to have blurry eyes and things like that, i have never had any problems with me eyes before so it was indeed a slight bit irritating..

suppose i should stop skiving and work?

i have nothing to say now oops

weekend here i come

tootage galore