takes my pain away??

So...tis fucking tuesday aye?? aye it is..but guess whit...ma weekend has been pish galore.. Why, you may ask. So let me tell you! Fridae night went to cathouse (did i?) No i didnt see..sake Julie ya arse..Went to curlers on Byres road with John Boy, had a few quiet drinks and had some munchies..

Saturday went to cathouse, had a wench night with Laura, smacked each other on the face with noses, almost kissing style, ensue the two of us pishing our selves laughing, rather funneh actually...Wore my brand spanking new tacky as fuck converse, they are the da of all tacky..Danced some, got hit by some emo chick a few times so threatened to ram her cardigan up her arse rather swiftly..She then pushed Laura, now pissed off me..Gets her to edge of dancefloor, punches her lightly, she blocks me so i being a charmer kicked her full force in the leg. Laura tells Cup dude this, who shook my hand, deary me. Left a wee bit early, about 2, to check if drunken Reno needed somewhere to crash, he text me at 1am with these little belters

"i'm drunkt awheeeeeeeeeeeeeee", "fuck awf i'm drnunk for snmething gawn nut tomorrow.?", "ajhuqnat aye", "jupst say aye kol ahm pished" "if i cnule be arrsed i would say get yuor arie oubr tn duke st tn gjive us a rum homet but", "ton pishet plur dnnttwant to but you", "iwirsh i was home but ah wekl"..

Pure genious from craig there eh?? Gave him a call to see if he wanted to crash here, him being a drunken arse and what, he told me he was "Pure steaming by the way", was funneh as hell :D:D:D:D..

Sunday started getting bad pains in my back, turns out i've damaged a nerve in my back, which means i cant do anything by myself, and i do mean anything..suckage..

Ed's been great though, fantastic help, i've been such a baby, i cant stop crying, im in so much pain :( Im sick of being an invalid and its only been 24 hours, so i've got at least a week off work and a ton of pain killers to try help me actually function, so plans for today are:- go into town with Ed, go into work and hand in my sick line...stuff my face and relax...

Not out at the catty at the weekend, and download might be doubtful now, depends on how i feel/if i can arrange other transport, anyone wanna help out i'd appreciate it a ton...

take care

Fairae Cakes

So tis saturday, i usually dont update on a saturdat, but hey who cares, played nice with my fiance ;) (well sorta). Made fairy cakes galore, ate tons, went to curlers on byres road with john on friday night, got slightly drunk, talked rubbish, went tamber and had some dinner beforehand, stayed out late, didnt go to catty for a change. The lack of catty might be more permanent for a while seeing as we are both pretty skinto with download and various things at the moment..suckage

made fairy cakes though..now to dye my hair and get drunken as a fuck

Gash

So its Monday already :) Last week at work was SHIT galore, Bullshit Telecom (BT to you normal folk) had a 'site meeting' on tuesday, to look for "volunteers" to go to the complaints department of the company. We where swiftly informed that if we didnt volunteer we would be chosen if there was enough people.. Joyous eh?? They needed 18 'volunteers' because apparently we have too many staff YET we are recruiting for more to do business Get Started.. makes sense?? NO

Went to the park wih rachel most nights, sat chilled watched friends on dvd with ed, went shopping some, relaxed more...stressful week really ;) I am not amuses at the fact that BT are moving my job, grr at them eh?? Still not been to see star wars yet, which i am, as you can tell gutted about :p

Relaxed, went to braehead, drank wine, got told on Fridae that i have been voluntered army style to go to complaints, so bu bye BT.. i left the pension service because i got sick of dealing with complaints constantly and i like sales now.. so deffo going to leave..

Went to have a wee lookie round the hilton hotel on fridae afternoon, the chick was really nice, its gorgeous, beautiful ballroom, huge also, the chick was spectacularly nice too..

Went to catty on fridae night, danced stayed sober, saturday went to cat after we had more lovely dinner and wine. Sundae more catty with craig n laura,there was not much decent music on sundae, barry was in emo/billy mode, speaking of which he was off all weekend, wonder what they done with him?? Drove craig and laura home at 2 ish after getting chips n cheese of course, then came home and went to bed... all in all a good weekend, time for a chill out week me thinks..

Oh i killed the goldfish, well it died really but oh fuck regardless.. The sodding thing was dying anyways, but it couldnt die when mother was here NO, ill die when they are on holiday, sake... Stupid dead fish..

cyas at weekend peepies

Fantastic Tits...

So it's Monday already then, who would have thought it got here so fast?? Let me see weekend was majorly unproductive, went to the inland revenue on Fridae to get ma tax credits as the lovely people stopped my payments because apparently all my mail has been coming back "not known at this address" Wonder when i moved?? Went to Lux for dinner on Fridae night, had lovely food. We both had Salad of shredded Guinea fowl and honey roast pears with garlic cream to start, Ed had the fish of the day for dinner, which turned out to be swordfish, which is really meaty, i couldnt quite decide if it was fish or meat :S I had Maize fed supreme of chicken filled with rocket, smoked pancetta and goat's cheese on pesto flavoured jus, which was lovely, absoultely supreme ;) We decided to be pigs and have dessert too Ed had Apple and sponge turnover with Chantilly cream and i had Layered chocolate meringue with Fry's mint cream and mango sauce.

Dinner was totally amazing and i had a glass of merlot with my dinner :) cost plenty (almost 80 quid) but was totally worth every single penny my wine was Merlot,Bodega Norton, Argentina and i just found that out woo!!! So anyways Fridae was mucho relaxing, chilled out, had an early night and that was it.

Saturday lazed about with Ed, went into town, chatted to Roberta for a bit, had pasta for dinner, lazed about some more, had some more wine.. Went to catty, stayed sober, chatted to mckay, standing quietly chatting to Laura (i think) about something when some chick comes up to me, taps me on the side and says "you know something, you have fantastic tits!" Nice of her eh??

So aye, Sundae went to blair drummond safari park with rachel, mum, dad and ed, was a great day, had a nice time, got some sun, played with rachel on the slide, all in all a fun day, took parents to airport last night/this morning, then ran craig home, had a chin wag (knew michelle wouldnt last :p) im so dead for that though, came home went to sleep, got up, got rachel dressed, went to work and now im bored again

see ya at the weekend folks

In the mood...

Hey there bloggy people, im all blotchy, so stay away :p

oh actually be right back, so thats my idea of going to the doctors out the window eh?? Ach well if its contagious yer all screwed *manic laugh* Had a nice night last night, wandered with Ed, chatted to an old but good friend of both of us which was nice... Wandered around Dumbarton and listened to birds whistling, seen kids playing in the street it was ace :D

So we are gonna stick our name on their list to see if we can bring Rach up somewhere nice :)

have a nice day kids ..

Nipples..

Morning, okay so that only took 3 attempts to do there, hehe third times a charm eh?? So...Err last night i sat about n done nada nout, had a look at wedding invites with Ed, i know its like 3 years away but we are organised for the expense and hassle of actually getting this thing planned right..

So far we have priced some things, looks like the reception is gonna cost 4 figures at least, not 1k slightly more, well lots more ...6k to be precise, so err aye, donations welcome ;)

We have looked at our reception in the Hilton Hotel in the city centre, somewhere sort of central for everyone, but if anyone has any other ideas, believe me they would be greatly appreciated, very much so, also if you read this, you are probably invited to the wedding anyway, we have a 'list' already (sad aye?) but if you think ill have forgotten you with my shite memory leave me a wee comment here and ill check ma list and get back to ya, semprini, reno, vonnie, zeniths you folks are on the list already, my memory is shite though, so please feel free to let me know if i like ya enough for ya to come ;) We are having serious issues with the list and thinking of people already, so help eh??

Watched friends last night, drank cream soda and drew on Ed with a black biro, after we had written out our wee list for wedding shennaigans. I dont know why i draw on him :S strangeness, anyways just me the night as my wee orr is at work..

roll on drunken wenchy weekend with ma wee yin (laura) emo chaff galore.. :D

toot toot

tits n arse

Ach fuckity, i totally forgot.... baws and all that...

Finally set a wedding date so most of you people can expect an invite (aye reno you!)

incase ya wanna know out preliminary date is 12th July 2008, totally forgot that there, it was the only good thing that happened at my weekend

wedding questions galore now eh :??

mother is asking me colour questions "what colour you having your bridesmaids in so i dont clash"; "what colour you thinkin about for your hall";"what colour is ed's suit/stuff gonna be"
"what colour you thinking for invites"; "what colour are you thinking for your dress" Its driving me crazy, i realised on Sundae i now have 3 1/2 years of arguing with my mother to put up with

It WILL be worth it though cause regardless of how much ed pisses me off i love him a shit load :P ( dont puke)

so folks cyas there??

Frustrated Muchly...

Morning, tis monday again...woot woot... Er what to say..? Well i had an all right weekend.. Friday went to the cathouse after Ed had studied a lil bit... Chatted to gordon about how much i hated hitchikers guide to the galaxy "so long and thanks for all the fish" Got gossip from vonnie (woo hoo) and laura! Chatted to Reno, who looked MAJORLY nadded off, was actually really worried about, i didnt even get to chat to him last night to check he was okay, cause of ed...grr

Had some fun, chatted, chilled, nearly screamed at emo bam for being a wee tit :) ahh the joys of the weekend ...

Saturday had a screaming fit at Ed, which is always a joy, we are having some 'issues' at the moment, which i am not willing to put on a public blog, so i'll LJ it later/tomorrow just to get it out of my system... Lots of stuff, ah the joys, im frustrated with him at the moment and all the people who think he is a really great guy, they just dont realise how selfish he can be... A wee example eh?? You are probably gonna think this is pathetic but hey who cares! So basically when it comes to it, im the least important thing in Ed's life, work is more important to him than uni, uni is more important than i am, i get that uni is more important its his life, but work shouldnt be more important than something that decides if he has a life after 4 years of slogging his guts out or not... (example to follow btw)

I dont see why work should be more important than me and why it should be that he has to 'fit me in' when he can, i have a kid and a job, its always my stuff and my plans that get changed so we can spend time together never his and that annoys me, the fact he can be so selfish and put himself first constantly. IE this morning...I asked him 4 or 5 times, maybe even more to make sure i was up for work this morning, with him (about 6 ish) to make sure i leave in time (half seven at the latest) to get into work by 8. Nah ed forgets all about me, leaves me sleeping til twenty past seven, didnt have time to brush my teeth, have my breakfast or actually get my work clothes ready to go. He wonders why i get annoyed at him, sake : I had to go beg my mum to run me to work, i am NOT amused at all today..

So aye hope this weekend is slightly better anyways

cyas peeps and craig i hope yer allright :) *hug*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!

Aye so morning again folksters, its not thursday already, voting day, wootness woo hee eh? Yeah i am going to go vote but not for Labour, they can shove it, i mean how can i piss and moan if i dont go vote and not for those bastards??

So my letter got printed in the metro today *dance* got my adsl scratchcard vouchers too *bigger dance*, got £500 pound to spend :D shopping at lunch time me thinks :D woot woot, so glad i finally got them!! Found out last night that offspring are bringing their warped tour to europe in september YAS, can not wait, it will be fun as ever, me, ma boy and Ed, so lets see this year i've been to see -- My chemical romance, feeder, jimmy eat world, cherryfalls, overhand. Im also going to download, then the weekend after REM, then a few weeks later Offspring! So many bands this year i can not wait at all. I was going to go to Billy Connolly - too old to die young tour BUT it sold out in record time and ebay tickets where extortian!! SO screw you rip off people, ma gigs will be much more fun :p

My manager sent me this email this morning

"

Julie,
See attached log in/log out report for yesterday. You left yourself in Not Ready last night – this is the 2nd time which has been recorded. Can I remind you of the basic behaviours document which highlights if this happens 3 times you may be subject to disciplinary action by Manpower. I’d suggest you stick something on your phone to remind you to log out at the end of your shift.

"

Well if not telling me counts as her coming to tell me i didnt log out my phone then hail to her the almighty manager woman Eh?? She is instistant she came and had a conversation with me, well if not speaking to me is a conversation then aye i suppose she did then. We also got a thingy on mobiles which says

"Some advisors have not sold a mobile yet this quarter YET ON EVERY CALL. Do you know BT are giving free high spec mobiles to every business customer from as little as £5 per month?

Today, i will be remotely listening to everyone who has not sold a mobile this week to ensure this question is being asked on every call possible.

EVERY SINGLE SALES PERSON NEEDS TO SELL AT LEAST ONE PER WEEK"

Now isnt that charming?? We NEED to sell mobiles even though they are still paff, and people wander why the staff turnover in our job is so high!

Ach who cares couple weeks til download, drunkeness and mega mucho fun, hope to see loads of you folks there, oh and blondie ya big panda, your shit congratulations is NOT appreciated what so ever, take a fucking hike and stay away from my fiance ta :)

lates childres

Weekend t shirt stealin mega fun

So ive not even actually said how my weekend was (shocking no?)

Friday pished NOT, wore ma wee velvet top out, nearly lost a boob *cough* slut *cough* forgot how much i jump about when im at the catty so small skimpy not is not a good idea eh??

Danced like a pleb, boob fell out, had to find someone to borrow their t shirt, reno is a darling thankfully :p Stole his Ault Naeshin T shirt, which was like a dress on me heh, met his new bit of stuff Michelle (i give it two weeks, dont kill me craig!)

Saturday text ma wenchy wench and went to the pub at 6 (alky, aye) we got very drunk, talked pish, i danced like an emo arse and emo bam oops sorry TAM, deary i always get that mixed up! Well Emo Bam whistled on us to "come here guys" fucker, you know, you are a wee arrogant bastard, i politely told him if he whisled louder someone might come :p Catty i dropped my pint, was being emo chaff galore and taking the complete piss, laura licked feldmans nostrils (from the inside ;))We danced around some more, i left about 2 but not before more beer, more vodka and general drunken debauchery!! Went to the bus stop with Ed, who kept staggering about, it certainly wasnt me, yeah so i was more than a little intoxicated :S Got on the bus, my stairs staggered as i walked/fell up them and eventually keeled into bed at about 3am....

Sunday sat about (i think) and err aye...hmm well ..

Monday chilled with ed whilst watching gumph on tv and doing general nowt, rents took rachy out to the park, rawk :D
Got home from work last night to my ever lovely mother asking me if i had cream shoes, why the fuck would i have cream shoes?? Well i said "haha aye right" so she asked if i white shoes, this ensued the same response as above "haha aye right" The reason i was being asked it turns out my sister and "wullyum" (as she calls him) are getting married on monday, no im not going, im not invited, neither are my parents, although they are paying for her dress, isnt that a joy??
So yeah they are paying for her dress and shoes seeing as i dont have a pair she can borrow, although Reno thinks that i should give her my new rocks, that would amuse me but naw

Chatted pish on the phone to laura last night, im still saying nothing about the weekend ol mini one :p ate some pasta, chatted some more, fed rachel pasta, chatted some more.

All in all a mega fun weekend, drunken wenches rule all :D We should totally do it more often, girly weekends (even though we aint girly) kick total arse !


ill see you on the dark side of the moon...

manic, stress, shit, oh dear lord!

Morning blog type thingy its god damned busy in work today :S

my phone keeps freezing up on me, its driving me crazy!!!

i hateeeeeeeeeee the new thinybobby at work, operating system would be the word i am looking for, the colour is kinda beige (default) and its giving me a headache :S I cant figure out how to change the colour either so ill have to ask the techy guy eh??

So weekend was fun, got very very very drunk with Laura on saturday was a good laugh actually...

Friday didnt go to the pub just sat in and relaxed with my wee orr, was a nice day, sat, chilled, done sod all...

Went to the catty, danced, came home about 2...( i think) Stole Renos t shirt as my boob kept popping out, slightly embaressing to say the least...

Saturday was drunken wenchness...was being Emo with Laura much fun :D

Sunday chilled out with Ed, monday pretty much the same

Tuesday is today work is manic as hell...

im bored though :p