partay people hey its friday night

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

aherm *composes self* im going to ruths anne summers partay tonight, i have much red wine with thanks to my fabulous mr type ed..

been emailing stan as well and karbon helped me with some internet type stuff and chatted about piercings last night so for him, you're fab !!

Nice chat with tony today.. i have a new job starting monday for network rail!!! nice one me, proper admin job wee

lil hyper *calm* going to go home, shower and get some man hugs from ma wee ed... some screaming rachel type love and stuffness

pub, booze and fun tonight

witch oot for the weekend wee!!!

ooh im going car shopping on saturday for a new car!!! go me

Networking FUN!!!...

finally got out pcs all networked, stuck it in the techie talk forum, thanks to those lovely people and their help me and ed sorted it out, Bloody zone alarm sucks arse sometimes. I text miss suzie regarding partay type goodness tomorrow night, red wine ahoy!!

Done practically nothing in work today, skived, done some typing for claire, and aye that was it.

Came home, am now relaxing, my aunt brought me and ed some red wine, ed got a cup (which he subsequently broke) and i got a wee glass with a candle and a glittery heart in it, go me...

Rachels in her bed playing with her cot mobile, ive got a headache and i want lots of booze....

as for that *cough* bullshit *cough* ... thats SO not the reason you're not... but you lie away...

as for that i hope you get that...

im fed up, its too loud

fire, fire

Well spent last night trying to network pc's ... didnt work.. FUCK!!

Im 'working' although im knackered... rachel woke about 4, smoke alarm went off at 5.45am.. fuck sakes.. its broken.. hammer .. of the sledge type would fix the bastard... keeps going off at random times... GRR

Aye then i was up at 7 for 'work'.. Claire is away.. in a meeting.. so im skiving... as always...

someone give me work to do eh??

work, work, work

m at work in strathy uni still... its shite this week though, claire, the girl who im meant to be helping is shite. She doesnt have a clue what i'm meant to do.. She has me doing some 'typing' to kill time while she is at lunch.. Exciting eh??Want to know why she needs my help?? She's pregnant.. 13 weeks, and she cant 'cope' doing filing on her own!! Now im not saying people cant cope when they are pregnant but there is litertally nothing to do... sake hen get a grip, you're not disabled..Spent the weekend holiday hunting with Ed. Went to the science centre with Rachel... Fun and games.... Bit big for her yet. Therre is a serious lack of kid friendly indoorsy stuff for kids... BAHPlayed boardgames with Ed and boy/girl, whooped his ass, then drew hearts on him with black eyelinerim off to 'work' again and note... SAKE SHES ONLY PREGNANT!!!grr and oot

no entry?

Been working at strathclyde uni all week, next week too, nice one to office angels and vonnie!Went to Craig's on Friday much good banter and tea with him and suzie, chatted to suzie muchly, she is ace, kiwi fruit and red wine all the way!! Finally gave craig a new phone and discussed how to recycle the other one!!Ruths partay on Friday, taking miss suzie, a nice bottle of red and some kiwi Currently holiday shopping with Ed, we where looking at Egypt but the customs are a little strict so thats a no..Holiday anyway moan the weekend

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no you didnt do anything wrong, you remind me that people do care about me and i have friends who dont use me for their own devices...

thanks hun xxx

You Stupid Dumbshit Goddamn Motherfucker

Went to see the offspring last night, was fucking brilliant!!!!
Ed hadn't seen them live before so it was a good experience for him, the crowd where full of kids, mr security guard stalks me!!! Send more paramedics where on first, man they where dreadful!!! He screamed...lots... and lots, and had blood on his face, geez they sucked. Then it was letters organise (?) I think, letters something, some emo screaming band, with guys in work shirts, hillbilly style. They where err... interesting... 9 o clock eventually came, not before , much squishing from kids who have obviously never been to a 'gig' before, some guy squished my face against the dude in front of me, couldn’t breath, so I bit him (6) evillllllll!!! :evil: The wee bastard screamed his lungs out, that will teach you to squish a wee girl like me!! Got sick of being a bouncy board for the kids so moved to the side barrier, fabulous view, good atmosphere and no kids acting like they are god

Offspring came on just after nine, played a killer set, including 'cant repeat' They encored with Pay the man, self esteem and the kids aren't all right, nice choice for the hardcore fans. They didn’t play original prankster thankfully, YAS nice one, was ten past ten before we realised the gig was almost done!! Sign of having a good time me thinks, too many screaming kids but all in all rarely good fun. I smelt like something dreadful had died and went to a naughty place!! icky icky
Roll on the foos now :D Offspring got the crowd to sing along to "Bad Habit" "drivers so rude, such attitude, when I show my piece, complaints cease, something’s odd, feel like i’m god you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker" Was ace to sing along to, that and self esteem, think I made Ed appreciate the fact that offspring can be good live :)

Reno bash - the aftermath.... not so sober

met reno in town at the bus station at 7.30 after hunting for irn bru *rant coming* Did you kow that irn-bru is fucking expensive???? Like really fucking expensive??
Went to sainsburys after dinner to get irn-bru for my whisky and coke for Ed's vodka. Got Ed's coke 2 for £1.43, for fuck sake cheap as chips. in sainsburys it was £1.41 for 2 litres, newsbocx was £1.59 and fucking haddows topped the lot at £1.85 for two fucking litres of irn-bru. Its not fucking gold is it??? Or did some bastard just not tell me, i have came to the conclusion that A) i should get fucking oral sex for paying £1.41 fr 2 litres of irn bru and B) Hadddpws shpuld burn to the ground for having it that fucking expensive!!!

So anyway... back to craigs party, we all got on the bus, much good banter on the way to craigs, got off headed up the stairs and alchie shit me is the first one to start bevvying. The night went well, craig got very drunk and fell over himself in the hall a few times, Ed had to drag him into the loo, well he didnt want a hand in

Played mario kart at about 3 o clock this morning and we all got well trounced by Stan, who was king of mario kart for some strange reason!!
Left at about 3.40am as stan was conked on the chair, esther on another, craig and suzie where in bed sleeping, townley was on his bedroom floor, john was nodding off on the carpet and there was just too much weed for it to be healthy any longer.
Got home at 5.20am this morning, slept and i am just awake and not all that sober

All in all a good fucking laugh, definatly should go out with the GAF more, much fun was had!!!

Reno pre bash thursday - sober

Tis thursday and im all pre bashed up, met andrew (castrator) in town, had a nice chin wag, good banter from him, he thinks i have soft hands (random). He is a little more uptight about grammer and use of smilies than Ed is, Much with the good chat about tea, coffee and upcoming Reno drunkeness i am very much looking forward to it too, will be nice to get a break, asked my mum to keep an eye on Miss rachel for me so i can go to craigs partay. Have to find someone with a scanner so i can put pictures of miss rachel on my gallery once i get my broadband back that is. A
Anyways i am going to go get some herbal tea now thanks to mr castrator and his recommendation of peppermint tea, it was lovely, i have sent him a PM telling him some more details, hope he goes to craigs tomorrow sheerly for the banter of it...